Was William Clay Alive That Whole Time?

Look at this picture. WIlliam Clay looks like he has been operated on by a taxidermist. Maybe the real reason Millen had a job so far was because Millen actually has excellent ventriloquism skills!

Lets look at the facts. Anybody with an ALIVE and FUNCTIONING brain would have fired Millen long ago. But you don't have a those cranial characteristics when you are DEAD!

In addition, those close to William Clay says he refuses to have meetings unless he can sit on Millen's lap. Why else? So Matt Millen can control him like a puppet/dummy.

In addition, William Clay is almost never seen in public. Millen is worried that if he takes his Matt 'n' Willie show on the road, or in public, people will realize that he is using the remains of a human as entertainment. Instead, he just continues to trick the Lions management.

I can see it now:

Matt: Ford said I get a 5 year extension
Lewand: WHAT!?!
Matt: Look Ill show you. [Millen props up body, ala Weekend at Bernies]
[Matt begins talking without mouth moving too much]
William Clay's Body: Yep 5 more years!
[Millen does victory dance, forges a Ford signature, and does a little jig]
[Lewand considers suicide]

Its so simple, it was until Wednesday when Bill Jr. realized William Clay was dead that Millen was fired.

Good thing somebody finally checked is pulse, because now the Millen debacle is over!